mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

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officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

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slutpale:

I’m going to write down every person’s url that reblogs this and put it in a little jar. Each day i’m going to take one out and send them an anon asking them about life and their day and all of those little conversation starters.

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